January 2010
Happy New Years!
Spent the last hours of 2009 sleeping, eating, shopping, drinking, and smoking with some of my favorite people on the planet. Getting ready to see the greatest band on Earth. 2009=best year ever. Tonight=best New Years ever. HOLLA.
December 2009
Still Here—Girl Talk
addicted to this guy.
Translation Party LOLz
“Alfred ate some funky cheese, now he has gas.” to “Alfred, he is eating some funky cheese, the gas immediately.”
“We are watching Cake Boss. It’s about an Italian guy who likes to make baked goods.” to “We are looking at the boss of the cake. This is a guy who likes to make fresh baked goods in Italy.”
bahahahaha. I’ll go now.
ROBYN WANTZ 2 SEX MY CAT...
LITERALLY…MONKEY. NO DOUBLE MEANING. MELIKE IS PASSED OUT ON MY COUCH. COOL.
SO GREAT
So….Christmas was yesterday. It was excellent :) Things that made it so:
1. Blueberry pancakes. duh.
2. David Sedaris books
3. Hiking in the rain
4. Smoking before doing so (swear to God, do it before you die)
5. Mimosas
6. Christmas movies
7. 30 Rock
8. Certain lovely people…
Also, today is a great day. As I write this, one of my best friends in the whole wide world is...
The Good Life
They got tired of living and an apple going black Went up the mad river valley they never looked back Way up the mountain of a cam bell ridge Up an old logging rope across an old mill bridge They built a little house out of stone they found Put they’re backs to the plow and the seeds in the ground Water from the spring running plenty and good From a hard wood forest chopping fire...
Watchtravelhighlights:
San Juan del Sur by Peter Barker
Preeeeetty!
Nicaragua
Yo echo de menos Nicaragua…
i need a reading list.
smilelizab3th:
pronto.
i feel so ashamed of myself.
i haven’t read for enjoyment in over a year. someone please make me a list of wonderful literature, 1000 miles long. no worries, put whatever on it, things i should read, things i shouldn’t, things i should have by now. i promise, i probably haven’t.
ready, go!
I feel like everyone should read The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and...
GIRLS ARE DUMB
Oh my god…girls of Leesville’s class of 2009: seriously, stop getting yourselves knocked up. It’s getting really embarrassing. Take advantage of your education, and take advantage of your minds. We’re meant to be so much more than just baby-making machines. Live your life as an individual for a while. Grow up a little. Don’t be dependent and helpless. Stop it!
THIS...
Night Madness Poem
There’s a poem in my head like too many cups of coffee. A pea under twenty eiderdowns. A sadness in my heart like stone. A telephone. And always my night madness that outs like bats across this Texas sky.
I’m the crazy lady they warned you about. the she of rumor talked about - and worse, who talks.
It’s no secret. I’m here. Under a circle of light. The light always on, resisting a glass, an...
Johnny just misspelled "k" twice...
…oh boy. but he’s hooooome :)
Goddamn Savage...
I am a legend.
I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there's a pair of us?
Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one's name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
Emily Dickinson
SNOW!
:)
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author«... →
booklover:
nihilnoetia:(via bridgettelizabeth),
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephanie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
Jodi Picoult
Your mom when she’s at her time...
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
William Carlos Williams
